We've wrung our wits weary to wrest more "w" words for this week's welcome, but we're weary and our will is waning. 

Welcome to Week Three. This weeks updates: 

1: The recording and transcript of this week’s Fireside is available at: https://kf.fyi/fireside 

2: Corps Diplomatique is recruiting! If you're interested in discovering the smoke-filled backroom of the metagame and topple empires with eloquent words, apply and find out if you have what it takes: https://kf.fyi/cd-recruitment 

3: Kathy Irons has created an amazing Exploration/Wormhole forum post and information center. In the words of our fearless leader, "Holy shit a masterpiece of an effort post on exploration." Check it out at: https://kf.fyi/explo-info 

4: The KarmaFleet 3v3 Summer Slaughter tournament is happening next weekend, June 3 -- check out the post and get ready to shoot blues without being yelled at! https://kf.fyi/ss *There is a caveat that we need at least 5 full teams for the event to take place. Grab your friends and enemies and come help us provide content! 

5: Friendly reminder to please Fix/Maintain your ESI: https://kf.fyi/check-esi 

6: Happy Memorial Day to our US members! 

7: The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers would like to announce that Junes, "Ross July Award for Awesomeness" is Angry Mustache for finally putting new batteries in his smoke detector. "Unlike AFK Freighter Pilots in Highsec, BRHHUM puts SAFETY first, so for June we honor Angry Mustache" -- https://kf.fyi/rjafa 

8: Hi @Colty

9: Congrats Dynex on becoming Pirector, although he has not graced this site with his presence yet.. there is always next week!

10: Congrats Meko on successfully blocking this week and therefore starting a week of chaos and mayhem as the bad guys ruined tradition, however the speed at which you did it, seems to me like some fuckery is afoot and Wade may have given you a heads up..

11: Finally I'd like to congratulate Wade on getting this news up with 1 minute to spare before the lashings would have started..